Ably assisted by David Elms as Mr Goldsworth and Kieran Hodgson as Jonathan (in oriental tunics for no discernible reason), plus an onstage pianist, Mr Swallow chatters on, while Mr Goldsworth, the ...

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Mr Swallow then has, he tells us, “to make it up as I go along” and, as ever with him on stage, things descend into chaos very quickly. Mr Goldsworth is an elf and Kieran Hodgson is paid-by-the-line ...